FREQUENTLY ASKED QUESTIONS

1. Can I send a card anonymously?

YES! You can have the card sent to someone with or WITHOUT a signature. And we will mail it first class to whatever address you provide.

2. Do you have more cards/categories available?

We are creating new cards every week! Sign up for our email list to get notified every time we get a new, outrageous card fresh off the press and ready for orders! :)

3. Should I send the card to someone direct or send it to myself to mail?

That is completely up to you! If you would like to sign the card yourself, or hand-deliver it, or mail it yourself, then please choose the option when ordering and we will include an extra envelope so you can send the card again!

4. How long does it take for a card to arrive once it's ordered?

All cards are sent out via US Postal Mail (First Class) within 48 hours of the order being placed. US Postal Service states first class mail takes (on average) 3-5 days inside the United States.

5. Rush Delivery? Can I overnight a card?

At this time, we do not offer this service (but we may in the future for all you slack procrastinators! LOL)

6. If I choose a signature option for the card, is it printed or hand-signed?

All cards are personally hand-signed by one of our Mother-Effing staff members!

7. Do you offer the cards in another language?

Not at this time. However, we may soon!

8. Do you offer gift certificates?

Not at this time. However, in the near future will be offering "CARD-CREDITS" for you to send to someone!

9. Can I customize my own card?

We do not offer this service, because we like our own ideas too much. LOL.

10. Can I send a card overseas?

Absolutely! As of right now, there are no additional fees. It will still be sent US Postal Mail first class, so we just cannot give accurate delivery times.